You don't even need #toilet paper!
#Toilets #Bidet #Bidets #EcoFriendly #TheWayGodIntended.
The Non-Alien Feces Game! More stuff at sifillis.com!
It’s come to my attention that some of you don’t think highly enough of your butts to invest in quality toilet paper.
It’s also more efficient (for you German-minded folk) to use a single quality sheet than a wad of flimsy.
#Scientists use #tech to track #toilet breaks to keep #Antarctica clean
https://talker.news/2025/04/02/scientists-use-tech-to-track-toilet-breaks-to-keep-antarctica-clean/
Toilet facilities at Westley camp. California
#Toilet #Westley #California #undefined #photography #DorotheaLange
It's been a while since I visited our #boat (built in 1977). When we were last aboard the second hinge on the toilet seat disintegrated.
Given the way parts of both had gone brittle I wonder if they were the originals. True or not I was surprised that spares were available. It's just that I hadn't found time to fit the #seat till today.
On arrival there was a surprise, an intriguing #craft on a nearby #mooring, a 38 seat #escape pod from a now dismantled #NorthSea #oil #rig
Once on the boat I stowed away the heaters that had been left on board but no longer plugged in and refitted the #toilet seat.
I'm searching for a picture of a #toilet with an #armrest, attached to the toilet. The license of the picture must allow to reuse it (e.g. a #CreativeCommonsLicense).
Examples of the type of picture I need can be found on https://www.essenlux.com/products/comfort-arms-armrests-for-the-toilet; https://healthcaresolutions.ca/products/etac-toilet-support-with-armrests or https://hmi-basen.dk/en/r11x.asp?linkinfo=44409&iaout=1 (but those have an unclear license).
I'm _not_ searching for pictures showing grab rails (neither wall-mounted or fold-down items), we already have plenty of those!
The resemblance is uncanny...
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
OTD in 1204 French forces captured the castle Château Gaillard from the hapless King John of England by infiltrating via the #toilet drain https://cromwell-intl.com/travel/france/seine-river-art-history-monet/chateau-gaillard.html?s=mb #travel #France #history
#TrumpApproval in the #Toilet and #TrumpTariffs will make it fuckin worse! LOLOLOL! @GOP pieces of shit! https://youtu.be/HiCHSiAUALo?feature=shared
You're in a rush, you've had a few drinks and it's time to break the seal, a quick almost desperate walk to the bar toilets, the relief is starting to prematurely flush (!) around your brain and down to your body bits, finally, you can let go, a few more steps, and ... WTF, left or right?
You have 5 seconds, DECIDE NOW!
Another day where I'm downtown in #Seattle, realize the library is closed (as is city hall) and it's a holiday monday so many cafes closed and so no idea where to go 
so I just stressfully hold it till I take a bus close enough to get home. Sure I could try each open business walking possibly a mile or more, but it would be an uncertain, stressful and possibly demeaning encounter each time. #toilet #phimby
Dietmar Bachmann 
