"The perfect kitchen carving knife holder does not exist."
"The perfect kitchen carving knife holder does not exist."
Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.
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Here's a #HootinTootinTuesday meme just for you, then...
Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)
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If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican
on Cinco de Mayo?
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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.
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St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…
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babe wake up, new unhinged stickers dropped
support your eu based small biz if you're cool
Meanwhile, at the Institute for Mad Science...
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Well, this is a disaster waiting to happen...
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They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.
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I wonder if the person who made this sign intended the unspoken story here.
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Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
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In Chicago, they say that if you don't like the weather, then wait five minutes... it'll change.
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Bonus #DadJokes :
Q: What sort of horses come out after dark? A: Nightmares.
A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.
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BONUS #JOKE :
Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"
The second smiles back nervously, and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"
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Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.
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