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Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.

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The Muppet characters Kermit and Pepe the King Prawn are addressing the reader.

Kermit: “Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets!”

Pepe pinches Kermit (*pinch*)

Kermit turns to him. “Pepe! Why did you pinch me?!”

Pepe answers, “Because you're not wearing any green!”

Kermit says, “Pepe, I am green.”

Pepe says “...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too.”

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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

@lp0_on_fire

Here's a #HootinTootinTuesday meme just for you, then...

Artwork portraying St. Gertrude of Nevilles, Patron Saint of Cats. She is holding a cat in one arm and a book and staff in the other. She has a halo and is gazing heavenward.

Meme text reads, "It happens every year 'Patrick this' and 'Patrick that'.... No one remembers me and my cats."

March 17th - St. Gertrude of Nivelles
Patron saint of cats

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

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Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry."

Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland."

Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican on Cinco de Mayo?

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Photo of a group of Star Wars cosplayers, dressed as Storm Troopers and marching in a parade. They have adorned their costume uniforms with Irish flags, clovers, green ribbon, and one is eventually wearing a green party hat.

Meme text reads, "St. Patrick's Day-- The day when EVERYBODY is Irish."

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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Two-paneled meme showing Chief Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney) in the top panel. Meme text here reads, "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast.

The bottom panel has a smiling Capt. Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart). The meme text reads, "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup" - A French Toast.

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.

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**tyiart** @tyiart@mastodon.art · 5d

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support your eu based small biz if you're cool

hand holding up a sticker of a blue frog titled "no gender, just frog"

hand holding up a sticker of a frog with a stop sign titled "hold on partner i am overstimulated"

hand holding up a sticker of a purple frog experiencing absolute chaos of thoughts but saying "idk i just feel icky"

#mastoart #art #artwork

**tyiart** @tyiart@mastodon.art · 6d

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meme of a guy offering a trade, "i receive 1 money, you receive 1 sticker"

photo of my many stickers with cute animals, skeletons and relatable quotes

#artshop #stickers #stickershop

**Chronic Illness Humor Funny** @ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social · Mar 7

Mar 7

Chronic Illness Humor Funny @ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social

Self Care Day Ideas

pig eating a pickle "eat a pickle"

pig taking a nap "take a nap"

2 pigs in armor on decorated horses with weapons "crush your enemies"

#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Meanwhile, at the Institute for Mad Science...

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A 1993 Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson.

Two scientists are seated at a control panel, looking through a one-way glass into a large room or booth. One has his hand on a large On/Off switch.

Inside the booth is a giant robot. Right below the robot is a janitor, cleaning the floor.

Text reads, “Hey, who's that? ... Oh-- It's Mitch, the janitor. Well, our first test run has just gotten a little more interesting...”

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Well, this is a disaster waiting to happen...

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Photo of a double-doorway. The door and the full-length windows on both sides of it are painted with a mural of sorts: mostly green, with some blue for some sky on the top right. The right door has a life-size painted bicyclist coming toward the viewer. The left door has text that reads, "Keep calm and ride on."

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.

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Photo of two bears, standing on the back legs and facing one another. Their mouths are open and they are roaring at each other angrily.

Meme text reads, "I don't know much about bears, but I think these two are married."

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

I wonder if the person who made this sign intended the unspoken story here.

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The meme is a photo of a sign from a nature park, which reads, "Dispose of trash properly."

Beneath that instruction are two arrows-- the top arrow faces right, and the bottom facing left.

Inside the top arrow is a pictograph with two human figures wearing backpacks and holding walking sticks. It reads, "PACK IT IN."

Inside the bottom arrow is a pictograph with one human figure, stuffing something in the trunk of a car. It reads, "PACK IT OUT."

Meme text reads:
"I... am just going to note that there are *two* people at the start of this hike."

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.

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Two-panel meme.

Top panel shows a wide-eyed surprised-looking little owl sitting on a branch. New green growth is at his feet. Text reads, "It's Spring!"

Bottom panel shows the same owl, looking a bit angry, standing in falling snow. Text reads, "Nope."

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

In Chicago, they say that if you don't like the weather, then wait five minutes... it'll change.

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Picture of a black cat with white paws and chest, standing on its hind legs, and looking out a window. Meme text reads, "Me looking out the window in the morning to see what season we're doing today."

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

Bonus #DadJokes :

Q: What sort of horses come out after dark? A: Nightmares.

A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.

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Photo of a group of cows. The most prominent cow is tilting his head slightly and making a humorous expression.

Meme text reads:
When a cowboy is happy, does that make him a... Jolly Rancher?

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

BONUS #JOKE :
Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"

The second smiles back nervously, and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"

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A hand is holding a some kind of light brown paper. On the paper is written:

My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."

Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

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Photo of a scene from the Tim Burton "Batman" film, with huge open-topped vats of glowing green liquid in a factory setting. Above the vats are walkways with almost non-existant guardrails.

Meme text reads, "Gotham would have a lot less supervillains if they put safety covers over those giant chemical vats. That city doesn't need Batman, it needs OSHA."

Meme credit is: boredpanda.com

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

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An apparent news article from a newspaper. The top has an image of actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and the bottom half reads:

"Quaint heartthrob Bodysnatch Cummerbund this week announced his engagement to theatre director Sophie Hunter, to the mass upset of millions of his enamoured viewers.

Buffalo Custardbath, 38, is best known as the lead role in hit BBC series Sherlock, and has also had prominent roles in 12 Years A Slave, War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and voices the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit trilogy.

Formidable acting repertoire aside, Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch's fame is largely attributed to his dashing persona and his unusual name. We look forward to Mr & Mrs Cabbagewank's wedding."