APROPOS OF EVERYTHING
today is a good day to watch Monty Python’s LIFE OF BRIAN
previously:
https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/114118913253615345
Patch note 1.423/D:
Citizens found contesting the wrongful disappearance of unpersons will be considered disloyal traitors, and themselves be disappeared.
DHS: It's infuriating to be falsely accused of being in a gang.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had some choice (and incorrect) things to say about autism yesterday, which we won't share here, but we will share this story from The Onion, because we could all use a good laugh. It's satire, for now.
Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws #satire. https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-warn-enforcing-immigration-law-is-slippery-slope-that-may-lead-to-enforcing-other-laws
Patch note 1.423/C:
Unpersons who have been wrongly disappeared may only contest their disappearance posthumously.
Very pleased that my article, "Everyone's abductable: Why there's no need for due process." was published in a prestigious law journal. It is already cited quite a bit, and has picked up interest in the White House. Top 10 download too!
My scholarship is important. I feel good about me.
#satire #abregogarcia #trump
Horowitz Report Satire
Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia
Inspired by Trump's absolutely brilliant and definitely faultless work to protect free speech, Liz Truss is going to launch her own social media platform.
We have a few name suggestions:
leafy.greens salad.social lettuce.pm
Now, lettuce wait and see what she comes up with 
"It's not the guy we're looking for."
"That's okay. We'll say he's MS-13 after the fact."
"He's calling his lawyer."
"Gimme that axe. God I love my job. Look how terrified they are!"
BREAKING: DOJ releases information suggesting confidential informant believed Abrego-Garcia was hanging around known felons.
"Honestly, we didn't know the President has selected him as Chief of Staff when we deported him," AG Bondi stated.
"Student services: Feeling down? Undocumented? Come for a refreshing wellness seminar...."
Andy Borowitz is a national treasure
Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/poll-majority-of-americans-favor
tariff: The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Python package that makes importing great again https://lobste.rs/s/n3h8pr #python #satire
https://github.com/hxu296/tariff
Immer wenn ich sowas lese
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Egal bzgl. welcher Dogmatik
Titanic ist das Abo immer wert!! 
