Today is the #IdesOfMarch. On this auspicious day, I #Whisper my #SelfishWhispers to #SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs to bend the laws of #Physics #Biology #Chemistry to grant my #SelfishDesires #Amen
Today is the #IdesOfMarch. On this auspicious day, I #Whisper my #SelfishWhispers to #SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs to bend the laws of #Physics #Biology #Chemistry to grant my #SelfishDesires #Amen
@randahl The #OldWhiteFuckers in #Wyoming are kinda slow. They don't think too quick most of the time. No need to think quick in #Wyoming cuz' nothing happens in #Wyoming. Those #HickABillyBoonHucks jus' #FidgetWithTheirGuns, eat #BeansNSpuds drink Whiskey, and #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to a #MagicSkyDaddy and a #ZombieJew and #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of #Biology #Chemistry and #Physics to grant their #SelfishDesires. #YupThatsWyoming https://youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?feature=shared
We #Whisper our #SelfishWhispers to our #ImaginaryFriends to bend the laws of #Physics #Chemistry #Biology & #Probability to grant our #SelfishDesires. In #ZombieJew's name #WePray. #Amen
@Guillotine_Jones Every time I encounter people with #OddBeliefs I remind myself that there are #BillionsOfPeople who #beLIEve in some flavor of #Omnipotent #Omniscient #Omnipresent #MagicSkyDaddy, Maybe a #ZombieJew. They #Whisper their #SelfishWhispers to their #ImaginaryFriends to #BendTheLaws of #Physics #Chemistry #Biology and #Probability to #Grant their #SelfishDesires. That chain of thought grounds me to #Reality and the idea is not as #CrazyAsIThought
Every time I consider #magatmentality I remind myself that there are MILLIONS of people who #beLIEve in an #Omnipotent #Omnipresent #Omniscient #MagicalSkyDaddy and #Whisper #SelfishWhispers to a #ZombieJew to bend the laws of Physics and Probability to grant their #SelfishDesires