Slashdot's text color is #363636 (default light theme).

Slashdot... why do you hate me? Would it kill you to just make your text BLACK??

You know I love you, @thunderbird, but I was certain I had a big, ugly smudge on my monitor for a second there.

I just realized why I've having trouble editing this code: it has variables "oid" and "old" and I keep misreading them.