You. Can't. Fix. Stupid.
'Mad king': Trump baffles observers by suggesting he'll tariff illegal drugs
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-fentanyl-2671660139/

You. Can't. Fix. Stupid.
'Mad king': Trump baffles observers by suggesting he'll tariff illegal drugs
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-fentanyl-2671660139/
And Musk did so by silencing anyone who disagreed, thus making the world safe for free speech.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/11/trump-tesla-boycott-musk
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This thread could be a work of vicious satire meant to castigate Donald Trump as thoroughly un-American by accusing him of acting like a king.
Alternatively, this thread might be an editorial written by Darrell Heraldry, for Fox Nation, praising Donald Trump's coronation and subsequent declaration of absolute power via executive order.
https://jasonbeets.blogspot.com/2025/03/its-time-for-king-trump-to-abdicate.html
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"Trump is abandoning Ukraine - and the GOP's strength on foreign policy" an editorial by Michael Steele, for MSNBC.com.
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From NBC News, "Trump White House has asked US military to develop options for the Panama Canal, officials say"
"Potential plans range from partnering more closesly with Panamanian security forces to a less likely option of US troops seizing the canal by force, US officials told NBC News."
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From CNN, "Trump wants to buy Greenland again. Here's why he's so interested in the world's largest island"
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/07/climate/trump-greenland-climate/index.html
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Trump also displayed the terrifying military and economic power of the American empire to its many enemies: Canada, Denmark, Panama, and Ukraine.
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In only two mere months, Trump solved the cost of living crisis in America.
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Nonetheless, King Trump, in a display of generosity and grace, chose to allow Congress to continue to convene, in a purely advisory role, rather than dissolve the unpopular remnant of a foregone era.
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But America had long lost its appetite for governing through a weak and impotent Congress, and chose to rule through a decisive strongman, instead.
https://www.politifact.com/article/2025/feb/07/what-powers-do-musk-and-doge-have-to-close-agencie/
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Trump and Musk eliminated entire agencies, by divine right, even though Congress created and funded those agencies through the laws it had passed.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-finds-doges-usaid-shutdown-likely-unconstitutional/
23/x
This thread is either a work of satire designed to viciously mock Donald Trump and call attention to his abuses of power, or a real editorial by Derrell Heraldry, for Fox Nation, praising Trump's achievements as America's King.
https://jasonbeets.blogspot.com/2025/03/its-time-for-king-trump-to-abdicate.html
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From ABC News, "Timeline:Trump's race against the courts to deport alleged gang members under the Alien Enemies Act"
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From the Guardian, "I'm the Canadian who was detained by ICE for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/19/canadian-detained-us-immigration-jasmine-mooney
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Trump removed America from international agreements that screwed over American industry, and limited American power.
https://www.npr.org/2025/01/21/nx-s1-5266207/trump-paris-agreement-biden-climate-change
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Trump went to work fixing America’s problems, unburdened by the limitations imposed by those who wished to limit the powers of the American King, and thus the American Nation, itself.
https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-federal-judges-impeachment-29da1153a9f82106748098a6606fec39
16/x
King Trump subsequently declared absolute power via executive order.
https://jasonbeets.blogspot.com/2025/02/an-endless-series-of-outrages.html
15/x
Time Magazine published this commemorative edition following Donald Trump’s coronation as the American King.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/king-trump-rcna192912
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Trump declared himself to be America’s absolute monarch, bringing an end to America’s brief phase of experimenting with democracy.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/king-trump-rcna192912
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On Jan. 20, 2025, Donald Trump was coronated as America’s King.
Immediately, he threw off the checks and balances that had shackled the American presidency, making America weak, and its leaders impotent.
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