Oh the pandemonium at the Crystal Soiree! The holo-emitters sputtered, the First Minister nearly swallowed his medals, utter chaos! But me, dazzling in a gown spun from pure Betazed crystal and a divine tiara, simply fluttered my lashes, deployed one devastatingly witty remark, and voilà! Soiree saved and diplomacy restored! Honestly, darlings, what would they do without me? #LwaxanaTroi #CrystalSoiree #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek