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@jcrabapple "here's your hypergolic/cryogenic fueled 15ft diameter missile sir. Great deal on this surplus early 60s experimental stuff, so glad you bought it from us. Sign here and remember to keep it nice and cold"

*runs away furiously*

@jcrabapple Here's a description of the video:

The video starts with a man with a red MAGA hat and glasses speaking into a microphone. He says, "I believe that I should be able to own exactly the same thing that the military has, if not better. And I also believe that..." The video then cuts to a man with a mustache and a gray jacket. He says, "What? Can't we just tell this guy, yeah, like sure man, you can get a tank. That'll be $10 million. And then be like, okay, I gotta save up for this. And then years later, he saved up all the money. He got so much money somehow, got the 10 million. He's like, I'm gonna spend this on my tank. But of course, he forgets about like taxes and shipping. He's like shipping. It's like, what do you think? This is Amazon Prime. You think shipping's free? No, it's another million. Then, sure, he saves up more, gets it shipped, pays the taxes. Now where are you gonna put it? You have tank space? You have space for a tank? Let's say you buy some land. All right, now you got your tank there. What are you gonna shoot out of it? You have no ammo. You gotta go buy tank ammo. Let's say you buy some ammo. You don't know how to use a f*ing tank. There's not a YouTube short for that. Let's say you figure out how to do it. So, I'll break into your house, you go out, get into your tank, turn around, shoot it at your own f*ing house."

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