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Nils Skirnir<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@RichBartlett" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>RichBartlett</span></a></span> </p><p>I’m not British, so I only know about UK politics via US eyes. </p><p>I have read that <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/Starmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Starmer</span></a> was a bit of a <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>twat</span></a> , but had only seen glimpses of that. </p><p>But, boy his <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/sniveling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sniveling</span></a> performance with <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> really opened my eyes. <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/Starmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Starmer</span></a> is just a <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wanker</span></a>. <br>Terrible and shameful </p><p><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/boycottnazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>boycottnazi</span></a> <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/boycottusa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>boycottusa</span></a> <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/BoycottAmerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BoycottAmerica</span></a></p>
Wen<p>I actually enjoy a lot of their beer - but then I am sure some people enjoy their Teslas. A somewhat merciless examination of Watt the Pratt (survivor of employee abuse allegations).</p><p><a href="https://www.thenational.scot/politics/24933962.time-uk-ostracise-james-watt-brewdog/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thenational.scot/politics/2493</span><span class="invisible">3962.time-uk-ostracise-james-watt-brewdog/</span></a></p><p><a href="http://archive.today/2025.02.13-170927/https://www.thenational.scot/politics/24933962.time-uk-ostracise-james-watt-brewdog/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.today/2025.02.13-17092</span><span class="invisible">7/https://www.thenational.scot/politics/24933962.time-uk-ostracise-james-watt-brewdog/</span></a></p><p>House policy is to ignore it and there are better.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/BrewDog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BrewDog</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Beer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Beer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Watt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Watt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/TrumpWannabee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpWannabee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Scotland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Scotland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/UkPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UkPolitics</span></a></p>
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\<p>OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.<br>Jesus that stings.<br>Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/WorkingFromHome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WorkingFromHome</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Eejit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Eejit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Dingus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dingus</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Wally" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wally</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twat</span></a></p>
Ay Papi 🔞 Parental Advisory<p><a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/nsfw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nsfw</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/selfies" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#selfies</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/pussy" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pussy</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/cunt" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cunt</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/twat" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#twat</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/mirrorimage" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mirrorimage</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/shaved" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shaved</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/amateur" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amateur</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/sexy" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sexy</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/nude" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nude</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/simplybeautiful" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#simplybeautiful</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/boobs" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#boobs</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/amateur" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amateur</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/tits" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tits</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/toplessgirls" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toplessgirls</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/sharingiscaring" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SharingIsCaring</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/subscribingiscaring" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SubscribingIsCaring</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/cute" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cute</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://miniwa.moe/tag/candid" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#candid</a></p>
CM Thiede<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://stefanbohacek.online/@stefan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>stefan</span></a></span> please <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/forgive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>forgive</span></a> me if I mess up the <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/colloquialism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colloquialism</span></a> and <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/feel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>feel</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/free" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>free</span></a> to <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/smash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smash</span></a> it in the <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/comments" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comments</span></a> for those not referencing <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/movie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>movie</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/parlance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parlance</span></a> but <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/speak" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>speak</span></a> it <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/IRL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IRL</span></a> </p><p>I'd be happy to <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/hear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hear</span></a> er <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/read" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>read</span></a> them.</p><p>He be a wee 'mite <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/greedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>greedy</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>twat</span></a> that one, eh?</p>
The Whore of Blahbylon<p>This is your periodic reminder that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> is a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>twat</span></a>.</p>
Francisca Sinn<p>I read the article. I’d like to suggest a better headline:</p><p>“World’s richest troll tries desperately to make himself feel important and stay in the in-crowd with his fascist pals and lenders by making excuses for and doubling down on the violence he’s stoking from… [checks notes] his bunker keyboard. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twat</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Wanker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wanker</span></a>”</p><p>Hmmmm. Might be a tad long. </p><p><a href="https://news.sky.com/story/pm-warns-anyone-whipping-up-online-violence-to-face-full-force-of-law-after-elon-musk-civil-war-comments-13191316" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">news.sky.com/story/pm-warns-an</span><span class="invisible">yone-whipping-up-online-violence-to-face-full-force-of-law-after-elon-musk-civil-war-comments-13191316</span></a></p>
ErosBlog Bacchus<p>While doing my usual Saturday boosts for weekenders, I wondered: did you miss the nun porn I put up on ErosBlog last week? Not to tell anybody how they should internet, but there's a lot goes by on ErosBlog that never makes it to social media. Maybe visit now and then!</p><p>Anyway, the nun masturbating with a crucifix: <a href="http://www.erosblog.com/2024/04/30/nun-masturbating-with-a-crucifix/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">erosblog.com/2024/04/30/nun-ma</span><span class="invisible">sturbating-with-a-crucifix/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Nun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nun</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Porn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Porn</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/NunPorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NunPorn</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/VintagePorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VintagePorn</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Habit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Habit</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/PenguinSuit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PenguinSuit</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Crucifix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crucifix</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Masturbation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Masturbation</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Cunt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cunt</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twat</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Pussy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pussy</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/JesusOnStick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JesusOnStick</span></a></p>
Jenny Andrew<p>Well, smarter than you, perhaps…</p><p><a href="https://freeradical.zone/tags/twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>twat</span></a></p>
MusiqueNow :pride: ✡️ 🇵🇸 :anarchismhebrew:<p><a href="https://invidious.sethforprivacy.com/watch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">invidious.sethforprivacy.com/w</span><span class="invisible">atch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0</span></a> </p><p>Tweak it in your head ...just a bit, and this describes Tories</p><p><a href="https://todon.eu/tags/JohnCooperClarke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnCooperClarke</span></a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> called <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/Twat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Twat</span></a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poetry</span></a></p>