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SoExcited<p><span>When Daddy Fucked Daddy<br> Coach Vanson Fucks Todd Fellow<br><br></span><a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/daddy" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#daddy</a> <a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/dads" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dads</a> <a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/fucking" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fucking</a> <a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/anal" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#anal</a> <a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/bareback" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bareback</a><span> <br></span><a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/gay" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gay</a> <a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/gaypornvideo" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gaypornvideo</a><span><br><br>Top: <br>Coach Vanson </span><a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/YourNewDad" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#YourNewDad</a><span><br><br>Bottom: <br>Todd Fellow </span><a href="https://nsfw.social/tags/DadNxt" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadNxt</a><span><br><br>Please boost and favorite this post!<br><br>And please follow me!</span></p>
The Bee Guy<p>‘Mom, Dad’s feeding his penis to the <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/birds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>birds</span></a> again…’<br>Guffaws of laughter.<br>‘Peanuts!’<br>‘Yeah that’s what we said, penis!’<br>More laughter.<br>That’s what happens when the young’uns ain’t so young anymore.<br>They get sarcastic and funny and Dad bears the brunt of it.<br>If you’re lucky.<br>Peanuts!!!!!<br><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nature</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/humannature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humannature</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dads</span></a></p>
Benjamin Carr, Ph.D. 👨🏻‍💻🧬<p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Mice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mice</span></a> with two <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dads</span></a> have been created using <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CRISPR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CRISPR</span></a><br>Chinese scientists have created mice with <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/genetic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>genetic</span></a> material from two males that survived to adulthood, marking a potential breakthrough in reproductive biology. Researchers at CAS used CRISPR gene editing to target 20 <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/genes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>genes</span></a> involved in embryonic development, producing seven live pups from 164 embryos. The surviving mice grew larger than normal, had enlarged organs, were infertile and had shorter lifespans. <br><a href="https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/01/28/1110613/mice-with-two-dads-crispr" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">technologyreview.com/2025/01/2</span><span class="invisible">8/1110613/mice-with-two-dads-crispr</span></a></p>
Mathzy<p>Talked to 82yo Dad today about considering a lasting power of attorney.</p><p>'It's a bit early,' he said - after forgetting that (1) I was visiting today and (2) his grandson has a birthday coming up. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Worrying" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Worrying</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dads</span></a></p>
KB Sez<p>Ladies and Gents: Our Vice President</p><p>LOL! Get ready for trump to complain he knows his child's name and he laughs with her</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TimWalz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TimWalz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HarrisWalz2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HarrisWalz2024</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dads</span></a> </p><p><a href="http://youtu.be/S233kqP0ak8?si=dPhHH5ERZcgZcJcS" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/S233kqP0ak8?si=dPhHH5</span><span class="invisible">ERZcgZcJcS</span></a></p>
FunHouse Radio<p>► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">FunHouseRadio.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> &lt;-- TUNE IN<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/kids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kids</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>science</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ocd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ocd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/add" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>add</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/water" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>water</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>physics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dads</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a></p>
JimmyHappy Fathers Day! 🦞<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Maine?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Maine</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mainelobster?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mainelobster</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/lobster?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lobster</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/lobsterroll?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lobsterroll</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/food?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#food</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/father?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#father</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dad?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dad</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dads?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dads</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/father?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#father</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fathersday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fathersday</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/seafood?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#seafood</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/TasteOfMaine?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TasteOfMaine</a><br> <br> And yes, we ate the whole thing
The Conversation U.S.<p>"Dad, I’m hungry."</p><p>"Hi, hungry. I’m Dad."</p><p>There's an example of the beloved form of humor: The Dad Joke.</p><p>But what makes something a dad joke instead of just a corny joke? We've got two folklorists answering that question and looking at the history of the 'art' form. Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there, funny or not! </p><p>Leave a favorite <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> in the replies, so we can all groan together<br><a href="https://theconversation.com/an-homage-to-the-dad-joke-one-of-the-great-traditions-of-fatherhood-231996" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theconversation.com/an-homage-</span><span class="invisible">to-the-dad-joke-one-of-the-great-traditions-of-fatherhood-231996</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/FathersDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FathersDay</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dads</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/folklore" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>folklore</span></a></span></p>
Monarkie<p>I'm going to share this here because I'm pretty proud of this and most of the people that know me IRL are not on here (including family).</p><p>My dad turns 75 this year...and I won't be able to travel to see him, unfortunately. However, I WAS able to take the lion-share of the poetry he has written throughout his life and publish it in a book for him. I just ordered the print copies and I can't wait for him to see it.</p><p><a href="https://babyhollywood.social/tags/Gifts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gifts</span></a> <a href="https://babyhollywood.social/tags/Dads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dads</span></a> <a href="https://babyhollywood.social/tags/Father" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Father</span></a> <a href="https://babyhollywood.social/tags/Birthday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Birthday</span></a></p>